Friday, July 01, 2005

proof

Recently I have been trying to "decode" the seemingly irrational thought process of women. I concluded that not only are women not rational but they also lack the sense of logic that we, as men, assume to be normal. They just can't grasp the simplest concept even when it is explained to them using examples from their own lives. For some reason the most difficult concept for women to grasp is the x-factor dispite hours and hours of conversation they just can't accept it.

The other day I was kind of tired of trying to explain all of this with plain logic and I stumbled across a web site of someone who had explained his lack of girlfriend with math. Now many of you know that I love math and that I often look toward math to explain real world experiences. Although I found it to be quite depressing I have to admit that the numbers all add up. So for those of you who don't have a girl friend: the odds aren't in your favor. mathmatical proof that you are a loser

1 comment:

TRS said...

Okay. Now you're just making me angry!

I'm a perfectly rational and logical woman. I will say it works against me.

Sometimes men are so accoustomed to the behavior of illogical women that they don't understand me.

I've had guys look at me all confused and say, "Is that what you mean or is it female code that I'm supposed to decipher?"

I said what I meant- and it confused him because he was listening with decoder gear in place.

I'll have to delve into this one on my blog later.